As you may or may not be aware, getting the chance to write my own blog also afforded me the opportunity to hire an employee to help with any questions I may have whilst writing said blog. †Now, this is not just any employee but essentially my very own secretary.
To keep the privacy of my lackey
†secretary I will not reveal his name, but you certainly can see a picture of him here
Today I headed into the Metrodome to pay him one last visit before I head off to Spring Training. †When I arrived at his career station something seemed just a tad off. †Unable to initially draw my own conclusion, I moved in for a closer look. †Take a gander for yourself:
My first thought upon closer inspection was that he may have gotten a haircut. †Then it hit me. †This was not my assistant/secretary/lapdog at all!!! It was an impostor!!! †Who is this man do you ask? †How could I tell? †One thing gave it away- the Full Windsor
†knot on his tie. †My secretary would never be caught with no-less than the always impressive Shelby Knot
The next question I would ask myself is why on earth someone would attempt to impersonate my secretary? †Let’s be honest, being a secretary to a fledgling bloggist is not the most glamorous job. †I had to get to the bottom of this mystery and go in for an even closer look. †At this point I am practically on top of his desk peering into his eyes. †Here is what I saw:
It turns out my secretary was out for the day with a “sore back” so he thought he could trick me with a mannequin. †He should have told his accomplice his tie-knot preference and he would have snuck it right by me!! †Pity the fool who thinks he can fool me!!