The Dream Camera
Last night I couldn't fall asleep so I did what I always do - search for iPhone apps. I downloaded a few different flashlight applications and quickly became bored. I then did what I never do - I wrote an application for my phone.

A few simple command lines, the power cord from my hair-dryer, some other odds and ends and I had my dream camera.
You may be wondering what a dream camera is?? In my world it's very simple - a device that takes pictures of your dreams while sleeping.
I woke up this morning, checked my phone, and amazingly, it worked on the first try. I was surprised how well I was able to dream with electrodes hooked up to my temples. See for yourself -

Now I know that it's early in the baseball season and everything but sometimes I just can't help but think about deer hunting in the fall.
If this doesn't get the hunting juices flowing...nothing will
Perk

hmmm... well it is a different sort of app I guess.
Julia
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Nothing goes together better than guns and beer! The hot tub is just icing on the cake.
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Glenn, you just may be our favorite blogger. We at TheJockosphere.com look forward to every post!
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Nice, if you can shoot as well as you have been pitching then you must have a few prize bucks.
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Glenn,
Thanks for the blog. You are doing great this year, keep it up! I am a wounded army veteran who got to throw out the first pitch at a game last year at the dome. You are my favorite player...I was wondering, are you going to be doing any apperances this year? Would love just to shake your hand one day.
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Glen,
Great pic! I'm stuck in Cali working with the Marines, so I missed deer season this year for the first time in a long while. How did you do?
Dusty
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wouldnt surprise me if there was actually an app for that. you see those commercials and you see that an iphone can do anything for you. cook your food, clean your car, cleans up after your dog....its amazing
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You're making an old Minnesotan homesick with that dream. My monitor is a little fuzzy, but isn't that Ron Gardenhire in the hot tub?
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Glenn,
Flashlight app is like my most used app ha, comes in handy so much. only downside is I have a ipod touch but I still download tons and tons of apps hoping to find some random cool one I can not live without.
You are doing so great this year keep it up! So glad I was able to get you for my fantasy team/group this year. I am almost done with school so I can finally go to a twins game this year probably during the Detroit series from the looks of it you will be pitching the 13th I am very excited for you too dominate their 115$ million dollar failroll(payroll)ha.
goodluck saturday!
-Danny
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Glenn,
Flashlight app is like my most used app ha, comes in handy so much. only downside is I have a ipod touch but I still download tons and tons of apps hoping to find some random cool one I can not live without.
You are doing so great this year keep it up! So glad I was able to get you for my fantasy team/group this year. I am almost done with school so I can finally go to a twins game this year probably during the Detroit series from the looks of it you will be pitching the 13th I am very excited for you too dominate their 115$ million dollar failroll(payroll)ha.
goodluck saturday!
-Danny
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In your deam you're a 60 year old man?...We're all here if you need to talk Perk.
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Perk, is that Dick Cheney or the White Sox you have in your sights?
Twins Limey
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Perk i just want to say that you are the man.........keep dominatin and making us twins fans happy.............on a side note, i met you two years ago when you were in Duluth with Neshek, Gardy, Rick Anderson, and John Gordan......twins winter caravan.........
Tyler
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Want a friends in that hot tub?? :)
You should hook up that camera to me and see my dreams... :)
Loves!
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Please update soon. You have "the good stuff," as they say in the blogging world.
I actually don't know if they say that, but your posts are golden.
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It's great to have you back playing, Perk! Great game tonight against the Cards. But when do we get a new post??? Is there a new room with a view, or does Gardy have you sleeping in a cardboard box these days? lol. Keep up the good work, buddy!
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hey glen
you might remember me from new britain or the twins vs redsox game in boston (i wore rockcats away jersey)
anyways if you can email at twins1551@aim.com
talk to you soon hopefully
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Nice Hot Tub :-)
RobertJ
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Glen, what's up with not updating this?! Keep Jay and I posted, we love the blog:)
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Glenn - why do you hunt? It's fun to kill a beautiful, defenseless animal? It's so sad - 2009, yet so many people stuck in the stone age. So many people who have not yet developed the part of the brain responsible for compassion.
You have a good platform; you should be spreading compassion, not brutality. I'm sure there are many sources of fun available to you that don't involve slaying innocent animals.
I'm hoping that some day soon, you will acquire compassion. I don't dislike you, I just hate your "hobby". Good luck with your baseball career and everything else.
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Sorry it is not about your dream but what you are thinking about doing too the Twins. Yes I like to see home town talent do good, but maybe you should have been honest to to them when you were hurting again. If I where the Twins I would do the same thing shut you down for the year too. It is an two way street and I would also think but letting you go or try trading you but would not get much because you seem to get hurt every year and yo would be better off in the bullpen. I hope you do not do what you are thinking of but if you do I think you should lose it.
J.P.
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WOW!! What were you dreaming about last night?? Champagne shampoo anyone? Thank you for the dream camera idea... now if I only had an iphone. THANKS FOR A GREAT SEASON!! YOU ALL DO A SPECTACULAR JOB!! now go get them Yankees!!
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Very very interesting! You dream in mirror image. Unless you shoot right-handed.
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